A week or so after the Hair Mineral Analysis came in, I realized I needed a stronger chelator than that my human was providing. I needed Activated Charcoal. 

In the form of Cat, how on earth was I supposed to convey that to my human?  

Thankfully, we had a fire place and it had the remnants of burned wood in it !! 

So what was Cat to do in such a predicament?

I WALKED INTO THE FIREPLACE with him over my shoulder !!

I had never done that before. Heck, I had never even hopped on the hearth before, so without a doubt it'd be behavior he'd see as "new". 

My damn human first uttered "ashes to ashes".   (smhn).   That's when I used Cat ESP to make sure he got it. That's when he thought,  "OR... is he asking for Activated Charcoal?"

He quickly went to Amazon and searched for the highest rated Activated Charcoal he could find and it was there in 48 hours.  

I started eating it. 

In 4-6 weeks my mercury load was down by 10% and aluminum was down by 50%. 

Unfortunately I passed during a seizure. That was right after giving hair for my last test and before my human got it back to see how well I was doing.  May all the Vets be damned for a very long time. 

He says he'll be posting those results here shortly.  (11/27/2023)

I left him with many stories to share.  He'll try to keep his experiences to himself, so you can have your own with no bias, but if you ask kindly, maybe he'll share a glimpse or two.  

I Danced for You. Now it's your turn to Dance for Me. 

Kindly, 

Mr. Frisco in Spirit.